IDEAL WOMAN

Any Bitch

can spend a man's money,

ride in his car,

lay in his house,

order off the menu

and spread her legs.

But only a real woman

can help a man achieve

his goals in life,

support him 

when he is broke

push him to be successful,

shower him with positive energy

compliment him on a regular basis

and never kick him while he is down

if you find a woman like that?

marry her